you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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