Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize