why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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