I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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