Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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