How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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