eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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