I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
They have beer where we have blood.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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