Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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