That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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