do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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