ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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