I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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