can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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