There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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