How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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