Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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