I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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