she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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