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(614): View more from Ohio

how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.

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(406): View more from Montana

Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?

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(520): View more from Arizona

Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes

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(240): View more from Maryland

This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends

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(407): View more from Florida

I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.

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(650): View more from California

He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

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(+49): View more from Germany

Why is there a condom in my ukulele?

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