: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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