I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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