We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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