There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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