We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You are a genius and a whore.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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