i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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