New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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