the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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