apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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