what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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