I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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