he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do vagina's smell?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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