no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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