he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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