once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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