This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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