Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
ugly people sure do ruin things
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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