She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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