You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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