So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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