I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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