what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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