kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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