Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
