So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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