Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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