some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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