Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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