Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do vagina's smell?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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