Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
