I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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