Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Do vagina's smell?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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