She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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