Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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